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men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near
Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County Deputy Dovey
Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33,
of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock , were returning to Des Arc
after a frog-catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole 's pickup truck
headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the
older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not
Wallis noticed that the 22 caliber bullets from his
pistol fitted perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column.
the bullet the headlights again began to operate
properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge .
After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the
bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the testicles. The
vehicle swerved sharply right, exited the pavement, and struck a tree. Poole
suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require
extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never again
operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and
released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls
off, or we might be dead," stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for 10 years in
this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those
two would admit how this accident happened," said Deputy Snyder. Upon being
notified of the wreck, Lavinia ( Poole 's wife) asked how many frogs the boys
had caught and did anyone get them from the truck?